They Said It

Napoleon........

"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!" Einstein......... "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me Its Because of them I did it myself.." Abraham Lincoln......... "If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world" Shakespeare.......... "Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It". Willian Arthur......... "Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them". Shakespeare..... "Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because You May Win The Game But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Loose The Person For Life Time". Hitler..... "When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesnt Follow You." Shakespeare............. "Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm Silent" John Keats........ "It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone"

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY

We are like this only so true, so very true........ .....

 
1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2..You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

3... You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport..

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini..)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere,close to their real names..

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed.'

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. HIGH PRIORITY ***** You use plastic to cover anything new in your house
whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. *****
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
16.. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17.  You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).. .

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).
23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
27. You only make long distance calls after 11pm

28. ( this is Best One ) If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. 

29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty .

30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
33. Its embarrassing if you're wedding has less than 600 people .

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35.  You have drinking glasses made of steel..
36.  You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
37. You have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it
to as many Indians as possible.
I STILL LOVE TO BE AN INDIAN

Dutch Linear Clock

This is a different way to display time on the green time line. It's a really interesting clock! It comes from a Dutch web site. Here is what you will see when you look at this clock:

Don't do anything. It's automatically adjusted to your time zone. Just look at it and study it. It gives you the EXACT TIME of the DAY in seconds, minutes, hours, the day, month and year.

 Just read the green line. Everything's there. Study it for a few seconds and it will all become clear to you.

 Remember these definitions:

1st Line is Seconds

2nd Line is Minutes

3rd line is Hours.

4th Line is Days

5th Line is Months

6th Line is Years

http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf

YOUR AGE BY DINNER & RESTAURANT MATH

DON'T  CHEAT  BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It  takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be  sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This  is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

 

1. First  of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go  out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply  this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add  5

 

4.  Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday  this year add 1760 ....
If you haven't, add  1759.

 

6.  Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You  should have a three digit number


The first digit of this  was your original number (i.e., how! Many times you want to go  out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are  YOUR  AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Rearrange Letters

PRESBYTERIAN: 
rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: 

rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:  
rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:rearrange the letters: 
HERE COME DOTS

rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
rearrange the letters: 
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
rearrange the letters: 
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: 
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

 
FINALLY:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
rearrange the letters: 
WOMAN HITLER

Customer Satisfaction & Geeta Saransh

Gayatri MAntra Explained Scienetifically

GAYATRI MANTRA     scientific meaning of  Gaytri Manthra        Gayatri mantra has been  bestowed the greatest importance in Vedic dharma.This mantra has also been  termed as Savitri and Ved-Mata, the mother of the Vedas. Ombhur bhuvah  swah Tat savitur varenyam Bhargo devasya dheemahi Dhiyo yo nah  prachodayat The literal meaning of the mantra is: O God! You are  Omnipresent, Omnipotent and Almighty. You are all Light. You are all  Knowledge and Bliss. You are Destroyer of fear, You are Creator of this  Universe, You are the Greatest of all. We bow and meditate upon Your  light. You guide our intellect in the right direction. The mantra,  however, has a great scientific import too, which somehow got lost in the  literary tradition. The modern astrophysics and astronomy tell us that our  Galaxy called Milky Way or Akash-Ganga contains approximately 100,000  million of stars. Each star is like our sun having its own planet system.  We know that the moon moves round the earth and the earth moves round the  sun along with the moon. All planets round the sun. Each of the above  bodies revolves round at its own axis as well. Our sun along with its  family takes one round of the galactic center in 22.5 crore years. All  galaxies including ours are moving away at a terrific velocity of 20,000  mile s per second.     And now the alternative  scientific meaning of the mantra step by step: (A) OM BHUR BHUVAH SWAH:

Bhur the earth, bhuvah the planets (solar family), swah the Galaxy. We  observe that when an ordinary fan with a speed of 900 RPM (rotations Per  minute) moves, it makes noise. Then, one can imagine, what great noise  would be created when the galaxies move with a speed of 20,000 miles per  second. This is what this portion of the mantra explains that the sound  produced due to the fast-moving earth, planets and galaxies is Om. The  sound was heard during meditation by Rishi Vishvamitra, who mentioned it  to other colleagues. All of them, then unanimously decided to call this  sound Om the name of God, because this sound is available in all the three  periods of time, hence it is set (permanent). Therefore, it was the first  ever revolutionary idea to identify formless God with a specific title  (form) called upadhi. Until that time, everybody recognized God as  formless and nobody was prepared to accept this new idea. In the Gita  also, it is said, "Omiti ekaksharam brahma", meaning that the name of the  Supreme is Om, which contains only one syllable (8/12). This sound Om  heard during samadhi was called by all the seers nada-brahma a very great  noise), but not a noise that is normally heard beyond a specific amplitude  and limits of decibels suited to human hearing. Hence the rishis called  this sound Udgith musical sound of the above, i.e., heaven. They also  noticed that the infinite mass of galaxies moving with a velocity of  20,000 miles/second was generating a kinetic energy = 1/2 MV2 and this was  balancing the total energy consumption of the cosmos. Hence they named it  Pranavah, which means the body (vapu) or store house of energy (prana).  

B. TAT SAVITUR VARENYAM: Tat  that (God), savitur the sun (star), varenyam worthy of bowing or respect.  Once the form of a person along with the name is known to us, we may  locate the specific person.Hence the two titles (upadhi) provide the solid  ground to identify the formless God, Vishvamitra suggested. He told us  that we could know (realize) the unknowable formless God through the known  factors, viz., sound Om and light of suns (stars). A mathematician can  solve an equation x2+y2=4; if x=2; then y can be known and so on. An  engineer can measure the width of a river even by standing at the  riverbank just by drawing a triangle. So was the scientific method  suggested by Vishvamitra in the mantra in the next portion as under:-  

C) BHARGO DEVASYA DHEEMAHI:

Bhargo the light, devasya of the  deity, dheemahi we should meditate. The rishi instructs us to meditate  upon the available form (light of suns) to discover the formless Creator  (God). Also he wants us to do japa of the word Om (this is understood in  the Mantra). This is how the sage wants us to proceed, but there is a  great problem to realize it, as the human mind is so shaky and restless  that without the grace of the Supreme (Brahma) it cannot be controlled.  Hence Vishvamitra suggests the way to pray Him as under:

D) DHIYO YO  NAH PRACHODAYAT:

Dhiyo (intellect), yo (who), nah (we all),  prachodayat (guide to right Direction). O God! Deploy our intellect on the  right path. Full scientific interpretation of the Mantra: The earth  (bhur), the planets (bhuvah), and the galaxies (swah) are moving at a very  great velocity, the sound produced is Om, (the name of formless God.) That  God (tat), who manifests Himself in the form of light of suns (savitur) is  worthy of bowing/respect (varenyam). We all, therefore, should meditate  (dheemahi) upon the light (bhargo) of that deity (devasya) and also do  chanting of Om. May He (yo) guide in right direction (prachodayat)  our(nah) intellect dhiyo. So we notice that the important points hinted in  the mantra are:-

 

1) The total kinetic energy  generated by the movement of galaxies acts as an umbrella and balances the  total energy consumption of the cosmos. Hence it was named as the Pranavah  (body of energy). This is equal to 1/2 mv2 (Mass of galaxies x velocity2).  
2) Realizing the great importance of the syllable OM, the other later date  religions adopted this word with a slight change in accent, viz., amen and  Ameen.

See through Tyres

SEE THROUGH TYRES a radical new tire design by Michelin.
The next generation of tyres.Its called TWEEL.

These tyres are airless and are scheduled to
be out on the market very soon.
Think of the impact on existing technology:
A. No more air valves ...
B. No more air compressors at Petrol stations ...
C. No more repair kits ....
D. No more flat tyres ...
E.. Less expensiv

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Amazing World Map

Put the mouse on any country, you can see the number of persons being
born and dying,  and the Co2 emitted in that country.