HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:

Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI!!!

Scenario 2: Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

Scenario 3: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI!!!

Scenario 4: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. That's AHMEDABAD!!!

Scenario 5: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's BANGALORE!!!

Scenario 6: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in...That's CHENNAI

Scenario 7: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA!!!

Scenario 8:Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "Don’t fight in front of my place, go zum somewhere else and keep fighting". That's KERALA !!!
And the best for the last
Scenario 9: Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in GOA!!!